Random Contest: The Asparagus Game

[stampsyne]

Congrats to last weeks PPT Blog winners.

Info and Rules:
How many stalks of asparagus can Number Six eat in one sitting if he's already had 13 cups of Hot Borovan?

Here are some facts about Number Six:
- I've seen him eat a giant taco salad the size of his head in 3 minutes.
- One time, he stole my Funyuns off my desk but I wasn't gonna eat them anyway.
- He has no idea this week's contest is about him. *cackle*

Yup... that's it. Random, eh? Enter your answer in the box below!

Hmmm, I wonder how we'll chose the winners... r

I hold my opinions on THIS one.

[Kitten Medli]

It makes no sense.

[Fizzy]

This is the first random contest I've entered, and I just put something random and vaguely funny.

[FireTiger123]

O_o


Ummmmm...

2?

5?

Infinity?

Can't think of anything special

[amarise]

I, personally, don't care for this. They had a 'random contest' contest, and they got dozens of great ideas that haven't been used yet. I entered something that was random, and mildly amusing. I suppose I have as good a shot to win this one as any.

[pokemew233]

I created a really long entry, and it turns out your entry couldn't be longer than 25 characters. Grrr...

[amarise]

I created a really long entry, and it turns out your entry couldn't be longer than 25 characters. Grrr...

That's funny. I'm almost positive my entry was more than 25 characters. Did you try paring it down and re-entering it?

[metalmario]

I don't get it ;-; Are you supposed to come up with a number and just... explain?? o.O Oh boy ramble time!

[Jez]

What are we suppose to do in this new Random Contest competition? Write up random stuff?

[the_mongoose2020]

It did ask for a number so I gave it a HUGE math problem... I guess Algebra 2 did help for something in real life after all...

[The Wonder Weezel]

I came up with a good one, but i have no idea how im supposed to enter exactly, so im waiting until i come up with something better.

How many stalks of asparagus can Number Six eat in one sitting if he's already had 13 cups of Hot Borovan?

0. It takes two sittings. One to put a stalk of asparagus in, and another to get it out.

Best answer i have right now, unfortuneately.
*cough*
*crickets*
*coughing crickets*
*wow, coughing crickets? that must have been pretty bad....*

[Kess]

two... sittings... hahhahahahah.
ahem.

No really, that's damn funny, I hope they have the kajones(sp?) to put that in. I like it. It's really really random.

And... you CAN put in an answer over 25 characters long, but you have to add a space at the end of each line, especially after punctuation, or it glitches on you.

[RayGirl]

I find it somewhat... stupid. I mean, random. Not stupid.

I wrote something long about how it depends on how many Borovan Brownies Number Six ate that morning.

[hiddenneggs]

25 plus the square root of the JubJubs eaten by the Monocerous today times yesterday's slothite particulate count over easy

We do what we can, I guess.

[o_0]

How many stalks of asparagus can he eat in one sitting? How about how many emails the support team can answer in one sitting? I think two or three. :-/