Uses for "The Hole" in Meridell...A comedy for PPT

[The Wonder Weezel]

I know that there is allready a "STUPID HOLE" thread, but that one is talking about what people litterally think of it.. and... its discussion for the hole.

However, this is a wee bit different. The PPT Main Page's news hasnt had much for fun lately, so I thought you guys could help us out. I'd like to make a list of the top 20 or 30 or 50 uses for the hole in Meridell. However, dont say "maybe its a path to the ice caves..." instead, be silly. That's the point of this! Some of you have earlier said "maybe its a symol litterbox" or other things like that, and thats exactly what I'm looking for!!

I'll try to keep a list maintained here so that people dont post the same ideas more than once.... but i will be gone for a few hours tonight, so don't always count on the list.... but anyway, post some jokes and lets have some fun!

heres some of mine....

-It's where Adam sleeps at night.
-Maybe the Hidden Tower is actually located in the hole!
-Maybe Jelly Worl- ........no.......
-It's going to be a link to the new game "Hannah and the Dirt Caves"

I dunno.. mine kinda stunk. But can YOU think of any better uses for a hole in Meridell? In the end.... I'll post a list on the front page, and also invite other people to add theirs in the comments section....

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EDIT:
Here's a list of the ideas I'll probably use for the front page (so far...) *some of you tried to actually SOLVE the "mystery"..... but what I was looking were for funny joke answers.....

-It's where Adam sleeps at night. (TWW)
-It's going to be a link to the new game "Hannah and the Dirt Caves" (TWW)
'Tis where the Turmaculas hides the bones of all the Petpets he eats. (Twizzler0171)
Its the black hole where all comments and suggestions for the site go (xjox)
-It's the world's largest cup of borovan. (plducala16)
-The whole people have made after slamming their heads aganist the ground after not getting the Skarrl avatar. (Xalaxracer)
-Its just a hole to bring us in, and attract our attention, then redirect the page to the Shop of Offers (Veritaserum)
-Where jhudora hides to spy on illusen (pencil_)
-It's full of cheese that rolled away from Cheese Roller (santacamaleona)
-Mortog explosions (caused by kissing) can be really strong sometimes (santacamaleona)
-What happens when meridell exceeds it's bandwith (Kirby with Yugi Hat)
-Turmy used to sleep there. (Kirby with Yugi Hat)
-Where the sloth plot really went...(plushie)
-where the 'murdered' staff members from the ski lodge where force to go till the plot ended... (plushie)
-Theres a pub and laptops down there........its where TNT will go to laugh at us while we try to solve the plot! (xjox)
-Where Adam got his 5th pet from (xalaxracer)
-It is where neopets.com is going with this new banner ads (blinblue)

Aaaand a whole bunch of them relating to bodily fuctions involving dung.

*also, I didnt post all of them because many of them sounded alike....*

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[CrewWolf]

Its a Turmaculus foot print. There, I have solved the mystery.

[DM was on fire!]

It's going to be a link to the new game "Hannah and the Dirt Caves"

That ones good. Very, very, good.

EDIT - Guys...I think I solved the mystery.

In Meridell, next to an old, gnarled tree is a mysterious hole in the ground. What could it be? Maybe it's a portal to another dimenson. Maybe it's a secret hideout for bandits and thieves, or maybe even their treasure vault! Maybe it's just a simple hole in the ground...

It's called Symol Hole. Maybe it has to do with symols. Oh, well. One day to wait.

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[Twizzler0171]

'Tis where the Turmaculas hides the bones of all the Petpets he eats. And the Symols that live inside munch on those bones for dessert.

[xjox]

Its the black hole where all comments and suggestions for the site go.....

[remybuxaplentyfan]

Maybe it's a secret passage to the undiscovered land of the Royalboy Acaras!

[Sapphire Faerie]

-Maybe Jelly Worl- ........no.......

I said Jelly World on the other thread already ;P

But it makes sense, remember when all the petpets went to Jelly World and ate green jelly? How did they get there? They went down the Symol hole of course!

Something else I mentioned on the other thread.

Maybe it leads to the mysterious locked room in the middle of the lake in Techo Caves in Neoquest I.

I'm pretty bad at this myself XD

Its the black hole where all comments and suggestions for the site go.....

Good one. XD

[stampsyne]

It's an ad for people to download the new wallpaper!

[plducala16]

It's the world's largest cup of borovan.

[Zero!]

It's where all the Meridellians go when they need to use the bathroom...

[Adam loves Hilary Duff]

What happens when Turmy has gas.

[Axe]

The whole people have made after slamming their heads aganist the ground after not getting the Skarrl avatar.


Spooky, now its on the Meridell map..

[plushie]

My Uses:

Trash- Neopets wont see this litter till the plot comes...

old petpets- or that goldy your parents forgot to feed while you were at summercamp

sibilings- older and younger

broken vases- i was play baseball in the house, broke the vase, and threw it in the hole...

ehh, ill add more later, creative block right now...

[Veritaserum]

Its just a hole to bring us in, and attract our attention, then redirect the page to the Shop of Offers

[Sacrilege]

Where jhudora hides to spy on illusen