Palemoonsdream wrote:
How about the theory that Armin picked up the Super Attack Mega Ultra pebble of doom by accident, thus being able to deal so much damage to the frozen bringer. Who knows, with all those peas around, maybe he was lucky with his pick. Another theory is that the war was rushed and the end was just complete nonsense .

You folks all have it wrong. It's quite easy to see how the Turtle-rat beat the Bringer:
(this is the song that the thieves sing around their campfires at night, one of the thieves was close enough to see what really went on)
He ate fifteen Flaming Hot Burritos, night before big battle.
(Boris have major craving for those things, I am forced to tattle.)
When the Bringer started coming towards the Turtle-rat,
He got so scared that he did not know where he was at.
So he turned away and put his hands over his head,
He thought for sure that he would wind up dead.
He cowered in fear, for he was weak hearted.
He shed a tear, and then accidently...
*Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids! Oh. Sorry.*
But yeah, from what I've heard, the Bringer just plain old dropped dead after that. I probably would too.