Another two cents on the day before yesterday's:
Consider this, folks: What if that Feepit was actually evil? So many of you judge them by appearances- "How could that adorable little bwue fuzz-wuzzy puffbaww pawsibwy-" Be a mass murderer? Maybe he was. Despite their inherent nastiness and generally reprehensible behavior, villains can and usually will help the not-so-evil denizens of the world rid it of a mutual threat. In order to understand, you must know: THIS FEEPIT, ALONG WITH MANY OTHERS, WAS A SOCIOPATH WITH HOMOCIDAL TENDENCIES. They, like the meepits, hide it behind their small, innocent-looking mugs. Think about it! By being distributed in massive amounts last year, they could quietly wait behind your pet or in your SDB, waiting, waiting waiting... AND THEN THEY STRIKE! They would ransack your plushies and mug your gnomes, then make off with your carrots and assorted breakfast cereals in the night! Thus, the villains, seeing the only way to put a stop to this menace, made tasty Borovan pudding out of him.
Or maybe he was just a cute, blue, fuzzy, innocent creature who really didn't deserve to be put to death, even if painlessly, with nothing but an anguished squeak left to remind the world of his horribly brief lifespan of only one unfortunate year.
...Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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