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It is also perfectly legal for you to consume a human body, as long as it died of natural causes and no family of the deceased object.

One of the nastier loop holes

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In one European country (I forget what it was), if a burglar enters your house, you can only defend yourself with the same weapon the burglar is using. So if the burglar has a crossbow or a machete or something, you're SOL!

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Florida's got some great ones!

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

It shall be unlawful for any person to swim or bathe in that portion of the Atlantic Ocean within the corporate limits of the city when under the influence of intoxicating liquor or narcotic drugs to the extent that his or her normal faculties are impaired. (Translation-If you're too "influenced" to control your bodily functions you can't swim in the ocean)

A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils. (Pensecola only)

It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the contents of the barrel.

Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person.

And last but not least, one from my home town of tampa:
It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.

Ah, it's no wonder we screwed up the last election, all the men in strapless gowns and people who wanted to eat cottege cheese had to stay home to avoid being arrested
~Maria

Oh, the laughing that I have done...

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I found a few good ones:

PA-It is illegal for a babysitter to raid the fridge.

Luisiana-It is a misdemeanor to not tip your hat when the mayor walks by.

France-You can be fined $400 (not sure Euros) for throwing potatoes at crossing guards.

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Himura the Battousai

Isn't that from Germany? and it reminds me something that happened there sometime between 2003 and 2004.


Dumb Laws - Thailand
It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear.

You must wear a shirt while driving a car.

You must pay a fine of $600 in Thailand if you're caught throwing away chewed bubble gum on the sidewalk. If you do not pay the fine, you are jailed.

No one may step of any of the nation's currency.

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Okay, that's just weird.

HAHA, thats funny

I am now ashamed of my state...porcupines? People must be desperate these days.

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Thanksies Dawn, sorry I didn't see it before. ^___^

Not true... my dad has a machete! Although if the burglar's got the Weta model of Eowyn's sword, then a. I'll be jealous- it's not even out yet! and b. We'll BOTH be obsessed with Eowyn! That or it was the cheapest... plus we can have a swordfight! What fun! (I am CRAZY.)

Look at some of the laws for Boulder, Colorado! Sea lions cannot be kept as pets?

San Francisco- No one may have more than eight portugese pot-bellied pigs. Uhuh...

I forget where- Nobody may wear high heels while walking in the gutter
I forget where- No kiss may last more than five minutes. (Eeep... why would somebody kiss for that long? How could they BREATHE?)

I forget where- Nobody may kiss in an elevator.
I forget where- Dead parrots may not be used as a communication device. (Yes, that one was real... some Monty Python fan has got serious problems!)

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Er, I don't know, but I believe that was passed in Israel right after a couple kissed for like thirty-six hours for a contest.

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Do what you will; but I will hinder it if I may.

-- Eowyn of the Mark

Exactly. Otherwise we'd be typing from jail. =P

However, here in Chicago, it's illegal to fish on Lake Michigan in your pajamas, or to bring a French poodle to the opera.

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I'm just popping in and out. Maybe I'll be back again.

Heh, what about a German poodle?

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that's a bulldog

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Why would any robber shoot with a water pistol that can't do any harm? hm...imagine that someone really did do it, would be really hilarious

ERR, wouldn't you get eaten by ze alligator first?

No really... Can't believe how much i laughed!

Does anyone really do that? Selling horse urine, i mean.

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