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Because Santa feeds him red-nose-inducing steriods,

When does 1+1=1?

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When it's 1 cop + 1 donut... it's a killer donut.

Why does Adam love asparagus?

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because he was dropped on his head as a child

what are nits and why are people always picking them?

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Nits are a subspecies of lice bred for dodgeball superiority

Why is glass clear?

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Because the wizard got tired of them lying.

Why can't anyone recognize Sailor Moon when she transforms?

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Because she looks different

Why did my fish cat run away?

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Because your drapes don't match your couch, It's absolutely horrible!


Why does Tucan Sam like fruit loops so much?

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Because it had legs

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

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Because ducks like rain

Will the reply to this be a non sequitur?

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That's a trick question, everyone knows that fruit bats are mammals.


How does Santa know when you're sleeping and when you're awake?

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The flies on the wall tell him

What do pulchritudinous piglets poke?

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Weebles, because they wobble but they don't fall down.


What is the real reason The Burger King wants people to eat breakfast foods?

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Because it was winter time and he had the sniffles and a cold

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? And on that note...what IS the other side??

EDIT: Ok, disregard this WHOLE post right here, I was WAY to slow, because I didn't think anyone was here...but you can still answer the question, lol

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The grass is greener because it's actually a field of sloths drinking margueritas and eating pickles on St. Patricks day.

Who stole the Hope Diamond?

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Bob Hope, of course!

How many roads must a man walk down before he becomes a man?

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