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There are footprints in the peanut butter.

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why would the elephant walk in the peanut butter?

i think you're getting it confused with a different joke

how do you know there's an elephant in the fridge?


there's footprints in the butter


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How can you tell if there are two elephants in your refrigerator?






There are two sets of footprints in the butter, side by side.

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What do you do if you want to put two giraffes into your fridge?

Take the elephants out.

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How can you tell if there are three elephants in your refrigerator?








The door won't close.

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these jokes are baaaaaad


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A little old lady went to the zoo for the first time, where she was especially impressed by the elephant.

"This great big animal," she later told a friend, "was picking up buns with its tail. I don't dare tell you what it did with them."

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lol... Or maybe Laughing my mouth off. :D

Silly old lady.

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Speaking of silly, did you hear about the silly terrorist who tried to blow up a school bus?









Burned his lips on the tailpipe.

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Poor hiddenneggs... I have some Ummagine Healing Balm for you. :)

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Nah, that wasn't me. But in my younger days I did try to prove I was a stud.





It can be very painful to wrap yourself around a snow tire.

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Oh yeah? :x Try wrapping yourself around a Banana Roll.

Ain't that random? :P

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Orange you glad we aren't discussing bananas again?

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No. I'm sad. :(

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Nice to meet you. I'm Will.

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