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"Hello," said Mr. Administrator. He begins
his extremely long speech about how to cook chickens the students decided that they wanted Mr. Administrator to give a demonstration on a different frying pan, so they took Rune's while she wasn't watching.

He then placed it on the table and the class gasped because the chicken suddenly turned purple, and it clucked which resulted in Rune finding out and then she smacked Mr. Administrator and took back her frying pan and the Runanites (whatever that is) decided to revolt. This caused a uproar in the peace-loving village which is where The Neopets Team love to bounce every jelly Blumaroo.

Then Jim decided to stop all this madness by reporting all of the PPT users for mocking TNT. The Lazy Moderator just watched as everyone ran screaming "MONKEY ARMPIT JUICE".

Out of a sudden, Arrow materialises as a ninja that is also a pink robot. The ninja robot extravagantly and stupendously leapt forth into Jim’s gaping mouth, which he promptly snapped shut. Sadly this was Arrow’s new journey!

He started his journey to the edge of Jim’s intestines so that he could exit this horrible place and marry the pretty lady in the ugly pink dress. Covered in flowers. Suddenly Scholastic the girly princess goes destroying Ashlee Simpson’s left shoe for it smelled of old cottage cheese. It was the Gigantic Ravenous Ravaging thing from Uranus that was freelancing for Pink Ink. So it decided to kill all the competing journalists and their siblings.

Meanwhile Mr. Administrator starts singing Jamiroquai’s new but slightly annoying song. Everyone starts grumbling
“Zdfh;owirejye”, which means “Oh em gee, I hate Jim.” Then out of nowhere, The Runanites came (Still whatever that is) and worshiped the great Runevalkyrie. Too bad, she was asleep on the job. So Trinity awoke, and surprisingly killed the sleeping Jim, previously known as TwistedSanity’s microscopic pet, who TS adores and loves deeply. He once said, that pet of mine is really a wonderful and intelligent creature, who is loyal and it turned out wasn’t dead after all.

TS rejoiced because he could now hug his pet and vanquish the evil presence of DEATH. So TS is happy that the evil presence of death has be vanquished and the happy little Elves can come out and play.

So Anubis decides to make CWisgood the King of the Bananas. So then began telling off Zorg because he'd been stealing his bananas from Anubis. She'd became so smelly and covered by TS's Magical Pet and it's poo, that Schloastic decided to eat Arrow. Trinity saved Arrow, and Anubis killed Dargonz for abandoning Central Park in the wedding chapel. Suddenly, giant octopuses ate Qanda up causing everyone to flee for their deaths. Soon, they brought frying pans, to hail Rune. Mr. Administrator didn't want anyone to hail Rune, but nevertheless, the Runanites kept worshipping her. This made Mr Administrator very flummoxed, interesting and relaxed. Mr Administrator exploded into billions of pies and cakes. Anubis ate the goo and mucus because it tasted slighly of scented candles. "Eww!" said Trinity, after watching Anubis eat stuff'n'junk. In the background, CaeCae started eating fried chicken covered with fried slime, but the goo got stuck in her throat. So, she hopped around the room wildly, until finally, she killed herself and was reincarnated as floating giant pig. The pig (known as Caesara) says, "Assalamualaikum, peace be unto the cows! So the king killed (God, please stop all these nonsense) the flying Dutchman." The Spam-Monster kills (I love to watch this pig lay eggs) everyone saying 'kill'

CWisgood's mouth, bounced

Sir Michael, it has already exceeded 10 pages and has been split.