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joe_malo
 Post subject: Musician Jokes
PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:48 pm 
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What's the difference between a clarinet and an onion?
Nobody cries when you chop up a clarinet.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?
Stick your hand in the bell and play alot of wrong notes.

How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone?
Take your hand out of the bell and play even more wrong notes.

How do you get two piccolo players to play in unison?
Shoot one.

What's the difference between a lawn mower and a saxaphone?
You can tune a lawn mover.

What's the difference between a lawn mower and a violin?
Vibrato.

Why do bagpipe bands always march when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.


I'll add more later, feel free to add any of your own

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What's the difference between a Bass and Alaska ?

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BASS HAS A B IN IT!!

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The sad thing is that I get some of those.

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What's the difference between a violin and a cello?
The cello burns longer.

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What do you call a person that hangs out with musicians ??
A drummer!



(I'm kidding, two of my best friends are awesome drummers :P Still, its always fun taking the mickey out of them)

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