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Sugarinii
 Post subject: Ways to Turn Down Men
PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:47 am 
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Ways to Turn Down Men



Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.

Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.


Hehehehehe...Poor fellas :P
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I remember reading a few of those a long time ago ;) But thanks for reminding me lol.

Love this one:
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Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore

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es.dee wrote:
I remember reading a few of those a long time ago ;) But thanks for reminding me lol.

Love this one:
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Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore


And it's sad that someone actaully said that to me once.







No, not really.

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shapu
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Wow, it's like college all over again *weep*


j/k. Here's a follow-up.

Ways men turn down women:
They don't.

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lol Those are pretty good. I'm to nice to ever use any of those... *yet*


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Heh. I used one which I can't believe I was quick enough to think of a while ago.

Man: *creepy* You look like a girl who could use a real man.
Me: I already have one thanks.

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Twinkle wrote:
Heh. I used one which I can't believe I was quick enough to think of a while ago.

Man: *creepy* You look like a girl who could use a real man.
Me: I already have one thanks.


Haha, go you xP

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Some guys use really awful pick-up lines. Ugh. Do I have to write "I have a boyfriend" on my forehead or something? :P
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Lol I thought those were pretty funny
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Twinkle wrote:
Heh. I used one which I can't believe I was quick enough to think of a while ago.

Man: *creepy* You look like a girl who could use a real man.
Me: I already have one thanks.


One step up would've to have said:

"No, but I'll be one after the next surgery!"

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You girls are mean.
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starbys wrote:
Twinkle wrote:
Heh. I used one which I can't believe I was quick enough to think of a while ago.

Man: *creepy* You look like a girl who could use a real man.
Me: I already have one thanks.


One step up would've to have said:

"No, but I'll be one after the next surgery!"


*giggle* A girl in my class convinced these creepy guys who wouldn't take no for an answer that she used to be called Stuart. I think from now on I'll go as Henry. :evil:

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Cruel. Cruel but hilarious lol

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Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.


They're all hilarious! Haha, they shouldn't try pick up lines on us...seriously.

Never tried having those kind of things happening to me; then again, probably will never happen :P

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Sugarinii wrote:
Some guys use really awful pick-up lines. Ugh. Do I have to write "I have a boyfriend" on my forehead or something? :P


Won't work, trust me.

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