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Christopher
 Post subject: Birth Machines.
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Oh Japan, always the source of entertainment.

No wonder the population is severly aging and birth rates a plummeting. No birth machines!
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They could always start importing "birth machines" from third world countries, if they're so worried. It's not like Japan has tons and tons of people or anything. A single good smallpox epidemic could wipe them out completely.

(Yes, that article went right up my nose. In a non-drug sense.)

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Looks like they don't want "Children of Men" to come true in 20 years.

Anyways, that's... Interesting, to say the least.

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Dragonfire wrote:
Looks like they don't want "Children of Men" to come true in 20 years.

Anyways, that's... Interesting, to say the least.


Male fertility rates have dropped 50% (Though, this is from about 95) over the last five decades due to various chemicals that are now present in the water system.
Gonna happen anyway I should think.
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Dragonfire wrote:
Looks like they don't want "Children of Men" to come true in 20 years.

Anyways, that's... Interesting, to say the least.


"Birth Machines" lol. Give me insulting with 20% funny.

"Children of Men" by the way was an awesome movie.

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Birth machines? Hmm...I think women are a little more than that. Pfft. The things men come out with! ;)

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He added: "Although it may not be so appropriate to call them machines."


It's the afterthought that counts.

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He added: "Although it may not be so appropriate to call them machines."


It's the afterthought that counts.


Hahaha, Fidds. You mean its the afterbirth that counts, don't you? :P

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They would have less issues like these if they allowed more immigration and had a society that's more accomdating for immigration...

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Morningstar wrote:
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He added: "Although it may not be so appropriate to call them machines."


It's the afterthought that counts.


Hahaha, Fidds. You mean its the afterbirth that counts, don't you? :P


If that's anything like an aftershock I don't want to know.
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Christopher wrote:
Morningstar wrote:
Fiddelysquat wrote:
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He added: "Although it may not be so appropriate to call them machines."


It's the afterthought that counts.


Hahaha, Fidds. You mean its the afterbirth that counts, don't you? :P


If that's anything like an aftershock I don't want to know.


Christopher, you've never watched a birth, have you? Just in case, I won't spoil the surprise.

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Morningstar wrote:
Christopher wrote:
Morningstar wrote:
Fiddelysquat wrote:
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He added: "Although it may not be so appropriate to call them machines."


It's the afterthought that counts.


Hahaha, Fidds. You mean its the afterbirth that counts, don't you? :P


If that's anything like an aftershock I don't want to know.


Christopher, you've never watched a birth, have you? Just in case, I won't spoil the surprise.


Here's a hint: for those unfamiliar with birthing, it's a "WHAT THE ***** IS THAT?!?!?!?" kind of thing.

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shapu wrote:

Here's a hint: for those unfamiliar with birthing, it's a "WHAT THE ***** IS THAT?!?!?!?" kind of thing.


Once again, shapu, you have gotten me to snort my morning cup of coffee out of my nose. :roflol: Yeah, Christopher, it's exactly what Shapu said. Hehehe.

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Morningstar wrote:
Christopher wrote:
Morningstar wrote:
Fiddelysquat wrote:
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He added: "Although it may not be so appropriate to call them machines."


It's the afterthought that counts.


Hahaha, Fidds. You mean its the afterbirth that counts, don't you? :P


If that's anything like an aftershock I don't want to know.


Christopher, you've never watched a birth, have you? Just in case, I won't spoil the surprise.


I have, and it sounds as though fourty minutes later after everything is cleaned up and you've gone home you unexpectedly have another bunch of babies, albiet slightly smaller ones.
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Christopher wrote:
Morningstar wrote:
Christopher wrote:
Morningstar wrote:
Fiddelysquat wrote:
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He added: "Although it may not be so appropriate to call them machines."


It's the afterthought that counts.


Hahaha, Fidds. You mean its the afterbirth that counts, don't you? :P


If that's anything like an aftershock I don't want to know.


Christopher, you've never watched a birth, have you? Just in case, I won't spoil the surprise.


I have, and it sounds as though fourty minutes later after everything is cleaned up and you've gone home you unexpectedly have another bunch of babies, albiet slightly smaller ones.


*covers eyes with hand* Oh my goodness.

Birth may be a miracle and all... but it's gotta be the grossest one out there. Count me out from having children! Adoption all the way!

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