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 Post subject: A talking horse??!!
PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 1:03 pm 
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A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest
a few minutes.

The man had just closed his eyes when a horse came to the fence and beganto boast about his past.

"Yes sir, I'm a fine horse. I've run in 25 races and won over $5 million. I keep my trophies in the barn."

The salesman worked out the value of having a talking horse, found the
horse's owner and offered a handsome sum for the animal.

"Oh, you don't want that horse," said the farmer.

"Yes I do," said the salesman, "and I'll give you $10,000 for the horse."

Recognising a good deal, the farmer said without hesitation, "He's yours."

While he wrote out his cheque, the salesman asked, "By the way, why
wouldn't I want your horse?"

"Because," said the farmer, "he's a liar - he hasn't won a race in his
life."

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Was the horse by any chance named Mr. Ed?

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kamehameha0 wrote:
Was the horse by any chance named Mr. Ed?


Hm...

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ROFLMAO!!!lol lol :roflol: :roflol: :roflol:

I love horses, and that joke is hilarious! How do you come up with these things? LOL

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lol that was funny!

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Haha very clever :P

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hehe I've read this one before somewhere, I can't remember where though. Cute joke :)...I don't think I ever really saw that show about the talking horse though.
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kamehameha0 wrote:
Was the horse by any chance named Mr. Ed?


:lol: that's what I was thinking about as well when I saw this thread.

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