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5 Things I Utterly Hate About Chain Letters
Written by Alex Tolmie
5. They're annoying! I know it's obvious, but every so often you find a trade
you think has everything you want in it, or something you need, and
their wish list is along the lines of, PASTE THIS MESSAGE INTO TEN OF YOUR
TRADES THEN GO TO TERROR MOUNTAIN AND YOU WILL FIND A ROYAL PB AND
20000000000000 NPS! And if the caps lock didn't make it anymore annoying!
4. Flooding the boards! Just When you are sitting back relax having a jolly time
discussing life around the world, then some 1-week-year-old newbie
pastes PUT THIS IN TEN BOARDS AND YOU WILL FIND A PB & A MILLION NPS AT
FAEIRIELAND! THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! NO JOKE! If this didn't wreck your
conversation, I don't know what will.
3. The people doing it! Yesterday, a young chap posted on of these messages, so
i decided to write, "If your going to post chain letters somewhere, please don't
do it here, thank you" Oh then wow, they respond with, "Shut up n00b!" Oh yeah
I'm the n00b am I? Who's the one posting the chain letters punk.
2. The fact that they don't work. Yet people still do them. Haven't all those
n00bs realized that none of the chain letters have EVER! worked! And never will!
1. And the number one reason I hate them is, how can spammers think that Neopets'
moderators know that people have sent them ten times! Do people actually believe
the Neopets owners would go, "Oh hi there you pasted the note! Great work! Here
is your paintbrush and your GAZILLION neopoints! Happy Spending!" No, it's more
like, "Your Account has just been for spamming, and sending false chain letters!
Thank-you.Yeah, no paintbrush and a gazillion neopoints! Huh?! Start over buddy.
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