Running a Joke into the Ground - The Neopian Way of Life
Written by hiddenneggs

Chapter 1: Dung -- This (*stuff*) never gets old.
Chapter 2: Asparagus -- More of the same (just re-read Chapter 1).
Chapter 3: Snot -- The other green meat.
Chapter 4: Invisible -- Bet you didn't see that one coming.
Chapter 5: Day 13 -- The calendar giveth, the Pant Devil taketh away.
Chapter 6: Assigning Blame -- This was going to be a great chapter, but the garden gnomes caught Neoflu, and Dr. Sloth turned the word processor's clockwork into sludge, and the rest of us were busy playing a tournament and meeting merchandise contracts and... here, beat up this Pteri, if we remember to tell you how.
Bonus Chapter: -- Don't worry, we'll get Chapter 6 to you soon, and it will be uber-cool!
Chapter 7: -Blocked- -- A world made of jelly? I suppose next you'll tell us you go there daily for free food and can buy things there and play a game and...
Chapter 8: Guess What? -- One of the possibilities in the poll for how the pet should look is a joke, tee-hee, can you tell which one?
Chapter 9: We'll Give You a Hint -- It's the one we pretend is winning, tee-hee.
Chapter 10: Vomit -- The next big color makes a splash.