Top 10 Worst Things to Write in an E-mail to Frozen
Written by ChromeFox

A lot of people ask me for tips in what to write in their e-mail to frozen@neopets.com to get their account unfrozen. Well, I figured it might be helpful to know what not to send good ol' Iris in the event your account gets iced. Take out your notepads, kiddies, you may need to know this stuff some day. Here are the top 10 most unsuccessful things to write in an e-mail to frozen@neopets.com:


10. "I didn't ask anyone for their password, I swear -- I just threatened to kill them if they didn't give it to me!"


9. "It wasn't me that scammed all those people, my little sister got into my account! I made her write a full confession: 'hi im matt's sister & i scammed ppl' SEE??"


8. "Won't unfreeze my account, eh? Maybe...'GEORGE'... *whips out a $1 bill* ...could help convince you!"


7. "chain letters? what chain letters? my name is jenna. I'm 7 years old. i have black hair, red eyes, no ears, and no mouth. i am dead..."


6. "The last Staff member I talked to told me I was iced for getting a score of 8,000 at Volcano Run. I can prove this is false, because the program I used only goes up to 5,000 points!"


5. "I posted...what on the chats? Porn? PORN?! Where is it? Lemme see!!!"


4. "Yeah, I may have cheated and scammed, but what have YOU done, Neopets Staff? I have a brother in criminal law and took the time to research your personal records...ahh, getting a bit nervous now, eh? I think a visit inside my account might help me 'put behind' those little memories..."


3. "You can't prove I had multiple accounts. Now unfreeze all 36 of them."


2. "My DeaResT StaFF MeMbEr,

I have chosen you randomly due to your attracted, cute and wonderful e-mail address...We have not known each other very well or very long, But I feel that you are extremely kind in helping out the needed. My other account has just been frozen and I lost my cute Faerie Kacheek : ((.

Plz Plz Plz find the kindness within your heart, to unfreeze it and send me some codestones, neggs, map pieces, paintbrushes, faeries, atleast 5 dubloons or any other items of same value to get me happy again. I Know about the soup faerie and Omelette so I DON'T need any food. My Pet is also delighted, healthy so I also don't need any toys or potions and PLz no tombola booby prizes or snowballs. 

Your kindness will be remember through the heart and will never be forgotten. I will CRY if you don't unfreeze my account and send me something After putting so.. soooo much hope in you. Plz!!! Plz!!! Plz!!! Don't let me down!!!

Thx U FoReVeR for your support. We will also be friends FoReVeR.

Wish List for CHRISTMAS: Faerie Paint Brush and Christmas petpet paint brush (I MISS MY OLD Kacheek:)) Sincerely, My neopet is frozen, homeless, cold, hungry and extremely sad:((" 

and finally...


1. "Hi, my name is gotenx84..."