Grand Neopian Neolodge
Written by Hababo Olana
Have you ever been tired of taking care of your neopets? Are you
leaving for a vacation and, unlike me, don’t want your
neopets to starve to death? Well that’s absolutely
wonderful because this is an ad for Neopia’s very own Grand
Neopian Lodge. It doesn’t matter if you’re poor, rich
or just a cheap penny pincher we can always make space for you
(as long as your willing to pay that is). I must admit that this
ad is not actually endorsed by the Neolodge. But after years of
tedious study on the subject, I do not see how anyone can not
accept everything written here for what it is, the truth. With
the assistance of the wonderful Neopets help site, PPT, it is
my duty to tell everyone who cares all I know of Neopia’s
one and only Grand Neopian Neolodge.
The motto here at the Grand Neopian Neolodge is: We Offer the
Lowest Prices In Neopia Guaranteed. This is not just a motto
though; it’s a promise that we stand by strongly. You will
never see a hotel with cheaper prices than ours. Although some
may argue that this is because there aren’t any other
hotels in this world, we try not to allow this sad truth to
affect us. We have also refrained ourselves from raising our
prices, causing those who thought that without a little
competition our prices would skyrocket, to shut their mouths.
To begin an amazing experience, pick a room using our 5 star
rating system. We have an economy hotel, luxury hotel and deluxe
hotel. In other words we have rooms for the beggars, the middle
class, and most important of all the folks with bundles of cash.
The economy hotel rooms score 1-2 starts on our rating system,
the luxury hotel rooms score 3-4 stars, and the deluxe hotel
rooms score only our best rating, which is 5 stars out of 5. Our
prices range from 5 NP a night at the, badly yet truthfully
named, Cockroach Towers to a measly 500 NP a night at the
beautiful AstroVilla.
To enhance your neopet’s enjoyment simply select some or,
hopefully, all of the perks provided by the Neolodge. The
essentials (the maid service, the laundry facilities, the
en-suite bathroom, the pool and the sauna) are part of the many
extra’s that, usually, only our rich guests are able to
afford. As much as we would like to give discounts to those who
are beggared, we at the Grand Neopian Neolodge do not like to
pick favourites by giving a select few discounts. The best that
we can do is build a cheap hotel and infest it with cockroaches,
mice and rats to make it more affordable for those poor slime
that we can barely call Neopians.
To finish off your registration choose the amount of days your
neopet will be staying with us and we will gladly take it off
your hands. We show no prejudices to your neopets despite the
age, class, specie, and the type of paintbrush used on it. For
more information please visit us at the Grand Neopian Neolodge
located at Noepia Central. Neopia Central can be found by
clicking the hamburger on the world map.
Neopets Departments