The Ultimate Guide to Lots and Lots of Petpets - Part One
Written by ben100100100509notice
There are lots of petpets in the world of neo. I am a big petpet fan, so I have written this article about ten of them. Read on�
Pet rock
Yes, the first petpet we�ll be looking at is the pet rock. The only problem with having a pet rock is a) They are not fantastic conversationalists, and b), they are always asking for Neopoints. Do you know why? It�s because they are stony broke! BOOM! BOOM! Geddit? Oh, never mind. Hold on, that�s two reasons why rocks don�t make good petpets� we�ll have to balance that out with two reasons that rocks make good petpets � well� err� I can�t think of any at the current moment, but come back to me later and I might be able to come up with something. And when I mean later I mean in, say� The ultimate guide to lots and lots of petpets � part six hundred and fifty five�
Gnarr
A lesser-known petpet, the gnarr is known to hang around the deserted fairground. They can be won from the test your strength game, and the reason I know this is because I won one. Yippee! The gnarr is a fierce fighter, and when your baby Jubjub says to their gnarr petpet �I love Bertie, my gnarr�, then little Bertie would probably rip your baby Jubjubs� head off. Not a petpet to be messed with.
Wadget
You may remember in Neoquest two, in the lost desert when you were getting attacked by those annoying mutated
Wadget Grundos. This therefore means that there is a large stock of Wadgets in the lost desert, together with lots of
Grundos. Furthermore, I deduce, my dear Watson, that somebody is going wild with a lab ray in the lost desert! Oh no! But lets just ignore that, and leave it to the warriors of Neopia, while we sit here reading useless articles on every petpet in Neopia.
On the Wadgets� description, it says that the Wadget likes nothing better to curl around your neopets� neck. This is responsible for 10% of deaths in neopets, 2% higher than the figures produced from
Dr. Sloths� invasions. Also on the Wadgets� description, it claims that Wadgets are sometimes mistaken for necklaces�which means�oh no! That�s how this wild lab � rayer in the lost desert is smuggling in the
Wadgets! Eek! We�re all doomed! But now, lets all sit back and relax, and read the article about the Icklesaur�
Icklesaur
The Icklesaur was evolved from a Tyrannian petpet, similar to the Grarrl, except smaller. This particular colony of petpets emigrated to Neopia, and somehow got through the tough Neopian customs service, and found their way to the rainbow pool. They then had a nasty accident with a baby paintbrush�and the
Icklesaur was born! If you don�t know what an Icklesaur looks like, you can check it out at the �all petpets� link at pet central.
Khamette
The Khamette is another lesser-known petpet, but maybe the most fun � loving petpet of them all. On the description, it says how
Khamettes pretend to be treasure, and when somebody tries to pick them up, they bite their fingers and run away giggling. This is proof of the year two scandal, when 1000 adventurers entered a tomb in the lost desert, believing it to be full of treasure, and they came back out with nothing except mouthfuls of dust and sore fingers.
Harris
The sixth petpet here is one that most people have heard of�the good old Harris! Harrises generally don�t say much, and their hobbies include climbing trees, climbing trees, and�err�climbing trees. Give
Harrises a tree with lots of branches, and another tree with lots of branches, and you�ll have a friend for ever.
Psimouse
A rather spooky petpet, even though it does not hang around the haunted woods. It has three eyes, one for seeing, another one for seeing, and one for seeing�into the future! But nobody knows why they always carry that mysterious green umbrella round with them� And usually I�d leave it there and move on to the next petpet, but instead I interviewed a
Psimouse to see just why they always carry round that green umbrella�
Me: Psimouse, why do you carry round that mysterious green umbrella?
Psimouse: In case it rains.
So there you are, the total and complete truth on why the Psimouse carries round that mysterious green umbrella. Of course, after this interview I thought to myself; if he was carrying an umbrella, he must have
foreseen it raining. All of a sudden, surprise, surprise, � we get a heat wave. Psimice can�t be right all the time, you know�
Filamen
You don�t have to read the Filamen any books�it�s already very bright! BOOM! BOOM! That�s the second absolutely fabulou� err� corny joke I�ve made in this article. I wonder if I can get my hatrick� Anyway, the
Filamen also looks like a pot plant, if you turn it upside � down and�um�use your imagination. Alright, enough said about the
Filamen, lets move on to the penultimate petpet� it�s the�
Baby blu
The Baby blu resembles the Bumaroo � and my tale of olde can tell you why�
It was a long and stormy night, and OKAY, CUT! Skip all that rubbish and get on with it!
Okay, put simply, a colony of Blumaroos moved, yes, with the colony of pre-Icklesaurs, to Neopia central. They wandered into a large white building, and saw a saying �Lab ray � do not touch�, but they were
Blumaroos, and they spoke Blumaranian, so they couldn�t read it. They pressed a button and shrank, and then, not being used to their size, clumsily waddled into a little puddle, next to a huge, vast pool� and got painted maraquan! So there�s the story of the
Baby blu!
�Thank goodness! Can we get on with the article now?�
Alright then. The last �cry!� petpet on the agenda today, is the�
Screwtop
The Screwtop is a rather large�err� screw, with a toolkit in his head. The Screwtop is the only petpet to be banned from the �bring in your petpet� day at Neoschool. The reason for this is that he provides an opportunity to cheat during D.I.Y. exams.
So there it is. Bah! I didn�t get my third corny joke in� Ah, well, there�s always �The ultimate guide to lots and lots of petpets � part two�! Well, bye for now!
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