The Ultimate Guide to Lots and Lots of Petpets - Part Two
Written by ben100100100509notice
Hello again! If you are reading this article then I am assuming that you have read
"The Ultimate Guide to Lots and Lots of Petpets - Part One". If you haven�t read it then you really are missing out on something really spectacular; I suggest you go away straight away and read it right now. It really is the best article ever written. Oh yes, I did write it � how did you guess?
Okay, if you are reading this, then you must have read the first guide�because if you haven�t � read on at your DOOM! Mwah � ha ha ha har! Anyway, in the last article, it featured epic, legendary articles about the following petpets� The
Pet rock, Gnarr, Wadget, Icklesaur, Khamette, Harris, Psimouse, the Baby blu, the
Filamen, and, last and most definitely not least�the Screwtop. Here are another ten petpets�
Angelpuss
We start off with an old favorite�the Angelpuss. Now, I don�t know about anyone else, but those yellow eyes�well, they don�t half freak me out. Everyone always complains and tell me �Aww! Don�t be so horrible! Angelpi are adorable!� But I don�t know if this is just a personal thing, but� Feel free to neomail me on what you think. Actually, neomail me about anything�say you want a particular petpet to be featured in another one of my guides�just
neomail!
Anyway, back on the subject of Angelpi�and yes, that is their real plural name. Funnily enough, this brings back an old tale which my grandmother told me. �Audience groans�
Yes, all her stories had morals, and this one is no exception�it�s about an old but youthful Neopian king of Meridell or Brightvale or something like that, I don�t know who wasn�t very clued up on his grammar.
Tale of an old but youthful Neopian king of Meridell or Brightvale or somewhere like that, I don�t know who wasn�t very clued up on his grammar
King: Mater, Mater, what shall be for tea tonight?
Kings� mother: Dunno. Ask the servant.
King: Servant, servant, what shall be for tea tonight?
Servant: Oh, you blithering idiot, how do you expect me to know? I don�t get paid enough to know. Besides, all I do is clean the plates. How do you expect me to know? I cannot tell what on Earth has been on your plate once you�ve gobbled everything up. You do eat like a pig, master. It is not a very good example for the people of our lands.
King: Who should I ask then?
Servant: Since she�s cooking the meal, maybe you should ask the cook!
King: Cook, cook, what shall be for tea tonight?
Cook: I don�t know but as you�ve eaten all of my meals the last few days I have bought you a special treat using the money you are going to give me as a thank you
for getting it.
King: Oh, do tell!
Cook: It�s three little Angelpi!
King: (goes pale) How am I supposed to get into heaven by eating Angel pie! Oh no! Forgive me lord!
Wake up, wake up! It wasn�t that bad�all right, maybe it was. Anyway, I think we�ve had quite enough of angel pie�sorry, angelpi for one day. Okay then, brace yourselves as we move on to it�s arch rival�
Devilpuss
Three reasons to not like Devilpi (?)
1) As much as I don�t like the eyes of the Angelpuss, at least the Angelpuss doesn�t go around stealing neopoints from all the old grannies�whereas the
Devilpuss�
2) They are quite expensive and hard to get hold of (But why would you want one anyway?)
3) They are VERY annoying in NQII.
However, they do give you an avatar once defeated in NQII, so it�s sort of a �Be naughty to be nice� thing. But stay away from these petpets. Don�t think that if you go up to them and ask politely you might get a lovely little avatar. Oh no. Chances are that all you get is a funny look and some kind of devilish spell cast upon you.
Blobagus
Blobagusses, or maybe Blobagi, are cute little glow � in the dark petpets. Even in daylight it lets out a bright luminous light. It also looks rather like the
Meerca in Meerca Chase 2 having eaten radioactive neggs. And�er�that�s about all I can think of to say about the poor
Blobagus!
Diddler
If you are looking for a good robot petpet, but are on a budget, then the Diddler is the one for you. The
Diddler will certainly keep your pet amused, but where the battledome is concerned, say the mighty
Chiazilla comes up to your Diddler and attacks it, then �Hello there. Would you like to play a game?� is probably not the best line your petpet could come out with in the
battledome.
Yes, the Diddler is an arcade machine on legs, and it will keep your neopet amused for hours on end. It might not be amazing in the battledome, but the
Diddler is one of the jolliest petpets, so your neopet need never be bored again!
Snicklebeast
Yay for Sniocklebeasts! My active petpet (mrblobbygolly) has a Snicklebeast, so the
Snicklebeast will always have a place in my heart. (Aww!) Although the Snicklebeast is retired, it is still quite easily accessible. It is also a cheaper petpet; so don�t worry if you haven�t got thousands of neopoints. I think the name suits the
Snicklebest, because you can imagine it sort of�err�Snickleing along�or is that just me?
Yes, I think that that�s just me.
Right now for the next petpet, a new one which has just come on the scene�
Yoakie
I do my best to keep people informed about the lesser-known petpets, and I think the
Yoakie deserves to be the new Slorg. Or at least the new Hasee. The Yoakie is rather like a downsized rug, and you can get these fun little creatures from the Maraquan petpets shop. So, to
publicize the Yoakie, we need to�
1) Complain to the Neopets team so much that the Yoakie becomes the PPL Petpet of the
Week, and
2) Buy a Yoakie�that is if you can afford the price.
By the way, don�t really complain to the Neopets team� I don�t want to be iced all because of that statement!
But honestly, all the Yoakie is is a small rug on legs�no�hold on, it hasn�t got any legs, but if it did have legs then it would be a small rug on legs who just wants to be your friend. Aww.
Spardel
On it�s description, it says that what the Spardel lacks in intelligence it makes up for in love, and I think that although some of the intelligence points have gone into the love category, the majority of them have gone towards the �Insane eyes� category. The
Spardels� side � twisted eyes mean that the Spardel can look at both sides at once. It also means, however, that it cannot look straight ahead, and, as a result of this, most
Spardels have big dents in their foreheads where they have just been walking along and have bashed into lampposts.
Pinklet
Pinklets know how to cheat at every card game, whether it be Sakhmet Solitaire or happy families. You will always find
Pinklets at the grooming parlour and at all other fashionable Neopian shops, as they like to wear and do whatever is in fashion. However, they can get rather aggressive when in some shops there is a sign stating:
No petpets allowed
However, if you keep your Pinklet with you at all times, you�ll have a non-mischievous friend for�no, you�ll have an annoying little brat who�ll do nothing except stand on your foot and try to wager bets with you highly stacked in their
favor.
Wow! The ninth petpet already! Hasn�t this article gone quick! Anyway�
Blibble
What is there not to love about this Krawk island petpet?� Its name is sweet, its face is sweet, and it�s rare, so none of your neofriends�ll have one� oh. 165 DUBLOONS! Yes, this is the price at the time of me writing this article, and it has probably gone up by now. I mean, yeah, it is a nice petpet, but�165 dubloons�is it that nice? Well, lets see�
Say you got 1 dubloon for 2000 neopoints�
165x2000 = 330,000np!
Sheesh! It�s a matter of opinion, but in the cockroach towers, that�s 66,000 days, nearly 181 years! All for a little petpet� I don�t think so!
Swabby
The last petpet here is, like most of the Krawk Island petpets, rather on the expensive side, but it earns it�s keep, as it saves you money buying a brush for your neohome, and it saves you the time of brushing the floors of your neohome. Yes, the
Swabby is a mop with eyes, however it looks rather like a peeled baguette� well, I think it does anyway.
Thank you for reading the second article in the series. I shall be sending more in, so you can look forward to the ultimate guide to lots and lots of petpets � part three � coming your way soon�!
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