The Ultimate Guide to Lots and Lots of Petpets - Part Three
Written by ben100100100509notice
Hello again! I am saying hello ‘again’ as I assume that you have read "The Ultimate Guide to Lots and Lots of Petpets - Part One"
and "The Ultimate Guide to Lots and Lots of Petpets - Part Two"? No? Well, go now and read them right away, you are missing out on the eighth and ninth wonders of the world – yes, I really wonder why they got published… But no, really, you are missing out on a fine piece of literature – two fine pieces of literature, they are both simply exquisite works of art, the best since…well, they are the best ever! So you haven’t read them, so I haven’t met you before? That’s funny, I’m sure I
recognize you as that person who read the article after that funny looking bald man with the pink hat…
(Phew! That took up a bit of the 500-word word limit. Now I don’t have to write as much about petpets, which I pretend I know tonnes about, but I really just have a bit of a guess!)
So, lets get started…
Floud
The Flouds’ description says how the Floud just float around until they bump into something interesting. Hmm. So here is the action-packed, thrilling, exciting day in the life of Fred, our residential
Floud.
9:00 am: Wake up.
9:01 am: Too tired to wake up. Go back to sleep again
11:00 am: All of faerie city’s action is buzzing around me. Oops! Someone seems to have blown up the faerie palace. Ah, well. Just another five minutes and I’ll have a bit of a float.
11:30 am: What’s this I seem to have floated into? Eh? Is he talking to me? “So your job starts in five minutes. All you have to do is collect three bacon and broccoli omelettes. O.k.?”
Oops! The employment agency! Hard work! One of my least favorite places in Faerieland, save Jhudora’s cloud. I make a quick (0.2mph) exit.
12:00 am: It makes you tired, all this floating. I have a snooze on a nearby cloud.
5:00 am: Oops! I’ve slept in! Is that the time? Bedtime already! Night!
But the Floud isn’t called the Floud for no particular reason. Oh no. You will know, if you have read my ultimate guide to petpets series, that I usually include one or two ‘How so and so got his/her/its name.’ The story of how the
Floud got its name not only explains how it got its name, it also explains why you should never feed the
Floud a carrot.
Once upon a time, young Dr. sloth went on a holiday to his favorite holiday destination – Faerieland. He decided to take a small cloud home with him. At home, he experimented with the cloud, and one day he fed it a mutant carrot and the cloud turned into a
Floud and the Floud flew away back to Faerieland and they all lived happily ever after.
Note: This story is fictional, and if there is an obvious reason why on the Flouds’ description it says that you should never feed the
Floud a carrot, please tell me. If there isn’t an obvious reason that isn’t sticking out in front of me, right in front of my eyes, then that story is perfectly true. So there. Oh, and by the way, the
Floud isn’t completely non – active. Occasionally it likes to play games of ‘faerie cloud racers’, but it usually just gets bored and it decides to crash into the nearest wall. Which, of course, explains why if you look on my user lookup, I haven’t got a faerie cloud racers trophy. Actually, I haven’t got any other trophies either. Unless you are reading this, in which case I will have a Neopian times 3x trophy. Oh, and by the way – I know that that story doesn’t explain why you should never feed a
Floud a carrot… but there is a reason why you should never feed a Floud a carrot. Just try feeding one a carrot and see…
Octorna
This jolly little fellow doesn’t care what the current fashion is. He will just happily sit on your shoulder all day with his yellow
Mohican all day long. Don’t put him on your best suit though, as his slime will destroy it…
This petpet should keep WELL AWAY from the deserted fairground, where they enjoy eating octornapie!
Jawshell
The Jawshells’ description says how the Jawshell will eat absolutely anything. And if they really like a food, they will release a loud burp of appreciation. Do not put this petpet on your shoulder like the
Octorna, as by the end of the day, you may be left with only a half – chewed shoulder. Do not put this ravenous petpet in your neohome together with your most valuable petpetpet, as the
Jawshell will probably mistake it for some kind of food, and eat the poor petpetpet. Even if the petpetpet isn’t mistaken for food, the
Jawshell would probably eat it, together with all of your neohome furniture you may have.
Not a good petpet to have with a Grundo, as there would be rivalry over who could eat the most, and one or the other pet or petpet would probably get eaten by the other.
Babaa
This is a big moment in the series of these articles, as this is one BIG petpet we’re looking at here. When I say big, I don’t mean fat, I mean famous! Famous as in ‘Slorg,
Harris, Hasee, Kadoatie, Warf, Angelpuss… hold on, there’s more famous ones than none famous ones! But no, the
Babaa is a famous petpet. Why, if I remember correctly, the first week I started playing
Neopets ‘Babaa’ was even the word of the day for one of the days!
Babaas get scared easily, and whilst in the battledome, rather than coming up ‘Doolally the
Babaa bites the pant devil for 8hp damage’, it is more likely to come up ‘Simon the
Babaa was about to bite the pant devil, but got scared and ran away!’, or even more likely to come up ‘No name the
Babaa was about to bite the pant devil, but got scared and ran away!’
Hopso
The Hopso can ‘Leap from anywhere and land on anything.’ Apparently. But just take a moment to look at the ‘all petpets’ page. Now have a look at the
Hopso. Don’t worry, it’s on the front page, you won’t have to look very far. Now look at those great big clomping size 249 ½ feet. Hmm. So it might be able to land on anything, but is it able to land on anything without smashing it? I don’t think so. The
Hopso also has a rather fiery temper, so don’t get in it’s bad books… or else…
Wuzzle
Wuzzles get hotter and hotter as they get angrier and angrier, and they can sometimes be mistaken for fires – do not mistake them for fires. If you pour water over them, it makes them VERY angry, and they go boiling, then they jump on you…and you get frazzled! If, however,
Wuzzles connect with dry wood, therefore starting a real fire! So if you are under 18, always have parental supervision before handling a
Wuzzle.
Felly
Apparently, the felly floats. Well, to me it looks more like a water petpet – here are the telltale signs…
1) It has tentacles! I don’t know any land or air neopets with tentacles! (Actually, I don’t actually know any neopets with tentacles!)
2) It has eyes! Lots of water creatures have eyes too.
3) Its head isn’t a neat shape! No, honestly, look at the Fellys’ head. Its outline is all wriggly, isn’t it! Which could have been where it has bashed its head underwater…due to it’s tentacles getting caught up in rocks and things like that.
4) And…err…that’s about it.
5) Yep!
6) Hold on… why am I writing one – word space – fillers on each line as if I’m writing ‘200 reasons to prove that the felly is…or is descended from an underwater neopet or
petpet.
7) But that would just be silly, as that title wouldn’t fit in the title box.
8) I need to stop typing in the little numbers with a bracket on the end then writing a small, rather humorous sentence after it.
9) Like that one.
10) But I don’t have to actually type in the number and bracket; the computer does that for me.
11) So hah!
12) What’s that…? Your computer does that as well?
13) Oh.
14) This sentence typing is rather addictive actually.
15) But it hasn’t got the slightest thing to do with petpets.
16) So I’d better edge myself off it then…
17) NNNGH!
Phew! That’s better. Just one more…
18) This sentence typing is ‘Felly’ addictive!
That was rather funny, wasn’t it…FELLY GOOD!
Anyway…
Tenna
The eighth petpet here is the Tenna. The Tenna is a rather comical – looking petpet, with a squiggly mouth and quickly – sketched eyebrows. It also looks rather like a television with the four legs and a sort of
arial sticking out of top of it. Do TV’s still have aerials sticking out of the top now? Or is that just in my neohome? Well, I suppose my neohome isn’t really very up to date, what with us running out of hay so I couldn’t get the neocar to drive my pet to neoschool. Sorry about that, back to the
Tenna. The Tenna is one of the slowest petpets, so it is not uncommon to see a Tenna being carried by its’ owner. Anyway, after me describing everything about what the
Tenna looks like, you probably want to have a look for yourself… so go now and key in ‘tenna’ in the neopets search box. And then come back here, of course.
Tigermouse
The Tigermouse is so called because it looks like a cross between a tiger and a…erm…mouse. As it says on the description,
Tigermice like pulling hair, biting nails etc, so the Tigermouse is not a very ideal first petpet. Actually, it isn’t a very ideal second petpet. Or a third petpet. Or a fourth, fifth, sixth… I found this out the hard way when I gave my pet Jubjub, mrblobbygolly a
Tigermouse and the next day my Jubjub had about eight bald patches on him where the
Tigermouse had ripped hair off of him! I found him quivering in a corner (my Jubjub, not my
Tigermouse); so don’t laugh. Of course, he wouldn’t stand for that now, not with a strength of 37! (Ahem…)
But the Tigermouse is a very good battledome fighter. When it attacks the opponent of course, as the
Tigermouse doesn’t really mind who it attacks, as long as it attacks something, it doesn’t really care.
Flightning bug
This pet is excellent in the battledome, as it can give it’s enemies a static shock, and the enemy won’t usually notice the
Flightning bug as it is so small. Just be wary that the Flightning bug doesn’t give you a shock if you own one! The other danger is that the
Flightning bug may be mistaken for a petpetpet and caught and sold by people estimating it to be worth a lot more than it actually is.
So that’s it again. The end of article three. Coming your way soon…
Corny jokes!
Petpet guides!
Rather humorous (I like to think) witty lines!
Its…
The ultimate guide to lots and lots of petpets – part four!
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